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Ankur Shrivastava
College Student, Linux Enthusiast, Tech freak, Python Lover
Homepage: http://ankurs.com
Posts by Ankur Shrivastava
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Apr 10th
Om Jai Google Hare !!Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe vo pawe
dukh bin se man ka,
Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
Kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Tum puran seach engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari,
Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere,
Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, Sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI ————- JAI
A suspense thriller…. Awaz kisne kiya???
Apr 10th
This is really a great suspense…
Read it carefully to know what it is.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think i could stay the night?
the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,he hears a strange sound. The next morning,he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound…. But I can't tell you what it is because,
you're not a monk. !!!!!!!!
DON'T HUNT ME DOWN COS I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS !!! BYE BYE KEEP Ticking Your Brains……….
So m back
Apr 10th
Here I am in front of my comp writing a post on my blog kind of happy and sad at the same time well I have given my JEE. The admit card arrived next day of writing of earlier post I guess they read my post and sent it to me. Well about JEE it was ok not very good I have attempted little more then half of questions not because I was not knowing the answers but because I didn’t wanted to increase –ve marks but alls well that ends well and kind of thinking what to do know so m enjoying at least for now
Well 1 more thing I installed UBUNTU today and would be using it for a long long time (well will love to try Fedora Core 5). Having some more things to tell but then can’t tell these things rite now so u will have to wait for some time. Neway more to come soon.
Only God Can Help…..
Mar 24th
Few days ago some of my frnds asked me to join them to treasure island (a mall here in Indore) but i was very unlucky to have my classes from 4:30 pm so was not able to join them they must have had fun there. This also made me notice that commerce students (many of my frnds have taken commerce) dont have to do that much hard work as the science students have to do. Science students have to prepare for so many competitive exams (some ppl i know have filled as many as 8 forms) it haunts them like hell but i guess this is life. ok ok but I still rembember the days when i was in DC and
also remember the days of kota and of my present (or rather past) XII class i feel very lucky that i got all types of people as my frnds whatever they may be
but they never made any kind of problem for me they have really helped me in every walks of life and i was kind of Tension free with them and also i think whatever i have done for them is very little and would love to help them throughout my life. So, remember I told u i would be doing maths, but i ended up doing physics. I am writing all this just to
remember these days of my life and one more thing i didnt got my IIT admit card but checked on the site they have given me MGM medical college as the center some of my frnds in kota got center in jaipur so i am lucky that i have got center in indore only. So as i have not got my admit card i will have to follow the instructions given there. My time table these days is changing like the clothes of actress in any hindi songs but i think i will move on to a stable time table in 1 or 2 days. I am also confused about what to study as only 16 days left for JEE (i dont think i will make it there and if i make it there it would only be the few last rank, thats what i think till now and so what was the point of me going to kota i think i will write it in my another post) and no one knows about the pattern. If questions with multiple answers come then i am dead but if normal objective questions and the essay type questions come then there is some thing i can do. So the time ends here and i think i will study some inorganic now
bye
Kashmir
Mar 20th
History of Kashmir prb goes like this…i’ll jus tell the brief outline…
At the end of WW2, Britain had a huge military debt on India but doesnt have the monetary fund to clear it as its own infrastructure was highly devastated in the war. The only way to clear that was thru some kind of trade and British made this wonderful plan to leave India in an insurgency so that it wud b tended to buy weapons frm the west. Then the proposal for freedom for India came and it was a general truth tht princely stated were given the right either to annex either with any of the partitioned nations or remain independent. This was an awesome strategy to leave as many parts possible of a country and then enjoy the fruits later. Thanx to Sardar Patel thier plan cudnt becum successful.Ok then both India and Pakistan were trying to annex as many princely states as possible. Kashmir was one of the states which wanted independent existence(other 3 wr Bhopal, Hyderabad and Junagarh). Pakistan had an eye on both Junagarh and Kashmir because both were border states. It also didnt want Hyderabad to get it annexed to India and was sending insurgents there in the name of religion.(One unbiased point is that the annexure of Junagarh was on religious basis only). Now Kashmir had more muslims and Pakistan was seeing the success of Sardar Patel and it didnt want to miss the chance with Kashmir so it did an attack with its army in disguise of insurgents. During tht time military of independent states was still unofficially in the British hands. Point to be noted that most of the Indian military was busy in riot affected areas then. They didnt give the mobilisation oreders because they knew that it cud be a fruit bearing issue for them. And Pakistan captured some parts of the Kashmir and in the same time Maharaj Hari Singh signed the annexure statement with India to get military assistance. Point to be noted that most of the Indian military was busy in riot affected areas then. Till the army cud be mobilised, Pakistan captured some parts of the Kashmir. And a line called LOC was made with Nehru making a blunder of agreeing to consensus in Kashmir under UNO which never happened because at some point or other one of the countries backed off of the consensus proposal. India’s argument is that Hari Singh has signed the annexure document so Kashmir is a part of India. While Pakistan doesnt agree to the document because Kashmir is has more muslim population and hence it should be annexed to Pakistan as per the India Independence act. Although as time changed they changed the propoganda to “Freedom of Kashmir” and call the terrorists(Indian perspective) as freedom fighters. Kashmir is a very strategic territory from military point of view. Himalayas there act as a perfect wall. More than a strategic position, it has become an ego issue in these 60 years for both the countries. And no one want to loose its parts as it can create an huge impact on the integrity of the nation. Askai Chin was again a big strategic area which was handed to China by Pakistan in lieu of arms trade. Both Lal Bahadur Shastri and Indira Gandhi got a perfect chance of trading Kashmir with the Pakistani areas captured by Indian militray in 1965 and 1971 respectively. But at that time India was hugely dependent on many countries even for food. (Wheat was imported from US till late 60s). And those countries wanted to sell weapons also which were a big source of income for them. If the issue was solved then there wudnt be any conflict. So the prisoners were just made free and the captured land was given as it is(It is an open fact). The best solution at this date is to make LOC as the International border. Then all the problems wud be solved. Because none of India or Pakistan will part with its peice of Kashmir. More than that both the sides should understand the fact that its all the strategy of west to grow thier economy by keeping us in a war state. Even Russia also wants Kashmir issue to be alive. After the break up of Soviet Union, its economy is highly dependent of arms trade which it does with China, India, North Korea, Cuba, eastern European countries etc. American president sell advanced navy carriers to Pakistan and makes an offer to us for F-16s n F-18s. Its upto the people and government of the both sides to understand that we are not enemy of each other but our common enemy is that which is growing at the cost of us.
posted by Tarun Nayak on his blog
Indore & My Studies
Mar 20th
Check out the following link it makes me proud.
Finally Indore got what it needed from a long time. I
dont know what people think about indore but it is a
very nice place to live thats why it is called “Mini
Bombay” (i wonder when this mini will be removed) but
it has a long distance to go. Well to update u on my
situation i have started studing for my comptetive
exams and think that i am not very much preapered for
it i mean i know almost all the topics but i am not
that much confident in chem specially inorganic,
organic is ok and physical is good just needs a
revision. About phy and maths both r b/w ok and good .
But u need more than good to make it to the best
colleges in india. This is also giving me bit of
tension ya tension to Ankur ( i am writing because of
that only) I never took tension in my life not even in
my X and XII board exam forget about the exams
conducted at schools but got kind of good marks if not
exelent. But i guess this tension will help me do
better as it will force me to study hard but i will
always remember what PM sir told us i quote
“IIT me ho
gaya well n good nahi hua to IIT walo ki kismat”,
“Every
sucessful person is not IITian and every IITian is not
sucessful”
but then i guess we have already understood
why he sad that. But how to make it clear to everyone
what to do about this mugup and vomit kind of system
of EDUCATION that is there. I guess that is my tension
or fustration that is there but i dont think i can
control that and to add up to it this stupid net
connection gets disconnected again and again
aaaaahhhhh…… I wanted to come online only for
15min but because of this it took me half an hour to
write this and i guess i have wasted the time doing
things which will not help me at all
neway now i am going away to do some maths
bye!!!!!!
So it Started to ME……………………..
Mar 18th
hi all of u there
must be thinking another person got added to this Cyber Space
So the story of my coming down to bloging is quite simple and common read a lot of blogs which proved to be toxic. i guess it will take me some time to come up great posts so you will have to wait as this is just the begning………..
