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Google in 2084

Om Jai Google Hare !!

Om Jai Google Hare !!Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe
dukh bin se man ka,
Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave

Kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran seach engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari,
Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere,
Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, Sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI ————- JAI

A suspense thriller…. Awaz kisne kiya???

This is really a great suspense…
Read it carefully to know what it is.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think i could stay the night?
the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,he hears a strange sound. The next morning,he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound…. But I can't tell you what it is because,
you're not a monk. !!!!!!!!
DON'T HUNT ME DOWN COS I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS !!! BYE BYE KEEP Ticking Your Brains……….

So m back

Here I am in front of my comp writing a post on my blog kind of happy and sad at the same time well I have given my JEE. The admit card arrived next day of writing of earlier post I guess they read my post and sent it to me. Well about JEE it was ok not very good I have attempted little more then half of questions not because I was not knowing the answers but because I didn’t wanted to increase –ve marks but alls well that ends well and kind of thinking what to do know so m enjoying at least for now

Well 1 more thing I installed UBUNTU today and would be using it for a long long time (well will love to try Fedora Core 5). Having some more things to tell but then can’t tell these things rite now so u will have to wait for some time. Neway more to come soon.

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